Life Tip 1

Always eat the Cheetos no matter what time of day it is. Whether its breakfast or right before bed. They don't go to the stomach they go to the heart. Just make sure you have a tooth brush because I'm applying to jobs and sending thank yous to companies that took the time to look at my portfolio and although my heart is happy my teeth feel terrible; but in retrospect I'm glad I did this now and not before my job interview because knowing me I wouldn't have a toothbrush in my car. (Life Tip 1 1/2: make sure not to wipe you hands on your pants after an interaction with Cheetos. Common sense I know but at the same time....)